Zardari Jokes Collection: Zardari sms; Funny Zardari urdu sms Jokes

September 20, 2008 by Life is Green Filed Under: SMS

All jokes on a person who is now President of Pakistan, Zardari. Zardari Jokes that spread on Mobiles on different time before and after his presidency.

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop

Jese shetan ka roo1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!

Zardari ka Farman,

Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

Faraz on Zardari

In Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar

Zardari and Corruption

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai

Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai

Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .

Zardari and Coke

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
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BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

Zardari Aur Zarda

Zardari aur zare

mei kia faraq hai

zarda wo hai

jo hushi mei khaya

jaata hai

aur

zardari wi hai

jo hushio ko

kha jaata hai

Zardari and Musharraf

Haqeeqat thi par

khuwab nikla,

dur tha par pass nikla,

mein iss bat

ko kia kaho,

Ye zardari to Musharraf ka bi

baap nikla.

Samaj To gay honge aap………

cheel uddi

kawa udda

tota udda

kabootar udda

kutta udda

is baar pata nahi

konse mulk k liye udda ha

samaj to honge app

sahti bohat ha na……

• Pappu SmS
  Teacher:How does Cat Cry..?
  
  Pappu:Miao Miao Miao...
  
  Teacher:What About Dog..?
  
  Pappu:Pakistan Khappy, Khappy, Khappy..
  
  Samajh to gaye hon ge...

Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS By: Ramesh On: 10/23/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)


• Question n Answer reltd to girls:
  Mohabat ho jati ha ya krni parti ha?
  
  
  Vry simple!
  
  
  
  ..
  
  
  
  ..
  
  
  KHOBSORAT ho to ho jati ha,
  
  
  Agr AMEER ho to krni parti ha.

2
SMS

• Arabic News
  ( ÄRÄBIC ÑEWZ )
  
  HaaZa American Azaabun Fi Insanun
  Fasaadun Khabeesun Mulkun, inki wajanun
  pakistananun.. Aata-Tunn, Bijli-Sunn
  Petrol-Ghum, Dhum Dhum Dhamakatun aur
  Balance checkun 12 paison TAXUN Kameenun,
  
  Don't Deletun Forun Forwardun.!

Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS By: Shafqat Ullah On: 10/27/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)

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SMS

• Ager 16 crore awaam
  Ager 16 crore awaam Dua kar ke,
  
  Pakistanio ko World Cup Champion bana sakte hein,
  
  To kya wo Dua kar ke aik shoher ko,
  
  Us ki biwi ke pass nahi pohancha sakte...?
  
  Samjh gaye na..?

Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS By: Shafqat Ullah On: 10/27/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)

• Date
  Dada aur Dadi ne apne jawani ke dino ko phir se yaad kar ke celebrate karne ka socha...
  
  Aur decide kiya ke hum phir se dariya ke kinaare milen ge...
  
  Dada jee subha subha juldi uthay aur tayaar ho kar gulaab haath me liye Dariya ke kinaare pohanch gaye...
  
  Buhat dair intizaar kiya magar dadi nahi aaiin...
  
  Dada ghusse me ghar aaye aur gulaab phenkte hue dadi se kaha
  
  Dada: Tum dariya ke kinaare kyun nahi aaiii
  
  Dadi ( sharmaate hue boli ) : ammi ne jaane nahi diya..

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SMS

• Tumhari Himat kese hoi
  Apki himat kese hoi mere bare me logon
  Ko kehne ki
  K mai
  
  Sweet
  Cute
  Smart
  Beautiful
  Inteligent
  
  Hun
  .
  .
  Agr muje NAZAR lag jati to?

Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS By: Dr SmS On: 10/24/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

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SMS

• MBBS
  Ager Politician doctor
  
  Banana shuru ho gae to sb se
  
  Pehla kaam woh kya kare ge?
  .
  .
  .
  .
  Doctor bananey k liye..
  
  M.B.B.S
  
  Ki sharat khatam.......

Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS By: Dr SmS On: 10/24/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

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SMS

• Ye jo aag dil mein lagi
  Ye jo aag dil mein lagi hai,
  
  Zamane mein laga doon ga...
  
  Us ki Doli Jo Uthi...
  
  To
  
  
  Koi Baat Nahi...
  
  
  "Doosri Phansa Loon ga.."

Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS By: Ramesh On: 10/23/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)


• Pappu SmS
  Teacher:How does Cat Cry..?
  
  Pappu:Miao Miao Miao...
  
  Teacher:What About Dog..?
  
  Pappu:Pakistan Khappy, Khappy, Khappy..
  
  Samajh to gaye hon ge...

9
SMS

• Ek Pagal Doosre Pagal s
  Ek Pagal Doosre Pagal se (Mayoosi k Sath):
  
  Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain?
  
  
  Doosra Pagal:
  
  Tu Dafa Kar Yaar!
  
  Yeh Le Leemo Ki Lassi Pi...

Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS By: Shafqat Ullah On: 10/23/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

10
SMS

• Ladki Wale
  Ladki Wale : Humein aisa ladka chahiye jo kuch khata peeta na ho, aur
  kuch galat kaam na karta ho...
  
  Pandit : Aisa ladka to aapko ICU ke emergency ward mein hi milega...

Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS By: Faria On: 10/22/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

SMS.

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SMS

• Marasii ka bacha
  Ek marassi ka bacha school dakhil ho gya
  Teacher-
  "5 ka pahara sunao"
  .
  .
  Bacha
  "Pehle DOHLAKI bajao"

Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS By: Dr SmS On: 10/22/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

12
SMS

• Modern Girls
  1980: Love me but don't touch me..
  
  1990:Touch me but don't kiss me..
  
  2000:Kiss me but aur kuch mat karna..
  
  2009:Sab kuch kar lo...
  
  "Par kisi ko batana nahi..."

Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS By: Shafqat Ullah On: 10/21/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

13
SMS

• Hamlay ki tayyari
  Ek bacha apney abba kai saath English movie dekh rahaa tha.
  Bacha: Abu, in logon nei chahrey pey rang kyon lagaya hai?
  Abu: Aisa jang mein hota hai. Yeh hamlay ki tayyari kar rahay hain.
  
  Thori dair baad bachey ki ammi aai make up laga ke.
  Bacha: Abu abu hoshyaar rahiye, ammi hamley ki tayyari kar rahi hain...

Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS By: Sidra Ahmed On: 10/21/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)

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SMS

• Bacha ur Admi
  Ek admi apne dost k ghar aya
  Ghanti bajany pr ek bacha
  Bahir aya
  
  Admi-Abu ghar pr hy?
  Bacha-Bazar gae hy
  Admi-Bhai hy?
  Cricket khelne gya hy
  
  Admi-Ami hy?
  Bacha-Shoping krne gae hy
  
  Admi-Sister hy?
  Bacha-Sahelehon ke trf gae hy
  
  Admi GHUSEY se bola
  “Tum ghar pr kyu ho tum
  b khi chle jao”
  Bacha bola
  “Mai b apne dost k ghar
  aya hova hun”

Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS By: Dr SmS On: 10/21/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)

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SMS

• Bar bar mohabat
  Mohabat pehli bar ho to
  “Bhola pan”
  
  Doosri bar ho to
  “Apna pan”
  
  Teesri bar ho to
  “Dewana pan”
  
  Aur agr
  bar bar ho to
  .
  .
  .
  O Hello!
  “Banda Ban”

Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS By: Dr SmS On: 10/21/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

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SMS

• Ek dost dusre se...
  Ek dost dusre se...
  
  Batao nakam mohabat ka Anjaam kya hota hai...?
  
  
  Doosra Dost..
  
  Larka maamu ban jata hai,
  
  Aur Larki Phuppho...

Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS By: Mobile SMS On: 10/20/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)

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SMS

• Aalu ki fasal
  1 borha Kisaan apne be-gunah betay ko jail me khat likhta hai....
  
  
  Borha Kisaan: Beta is saal me Aalu ki fasal nahi boo sakta kyun ke mujh se khait me khudaii nahi ho sakti,
  
  Kash tum hote to meri madad kar sakte...
  
  
  Beta ne khat ke jawab me kaha: Baba! aap khait mat khoodna, mai ne khait me Asla'ah zameen me chhupa kar rakha hai...
  
  
  Aglay se Police ne sara khait khood dala magar kuch nahi mila...
  
  
  Betay ne phir khat likha: BaBa! ab aap aalu ki fasal boo sakte hen, mai se aap ke liye bus itna hi kar sakta tha..

Submitted in: Urdu Funny SMS By: Maleeha On: 10/19/2009 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)