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	Author Message *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: (jokes/funny sms) Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:52 am Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p Dr. khan sahab tumhara sar kaise phuuta? khan. hum se keel sahi thuuk nahi raha thaa kisi ne kaha khan sahab khooprri istimal karo :lol: ******************** Strangers on a Train A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy. "I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me one dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get ten dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while. "I know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to climb up a palm tree, and ten seconds to get back down?" The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out ten dollars and gives it to the farmer. "I don''t know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to get up a palm tree and ten seconds to get back down?" The farmer takes the ten dollars and puts it into his pocket. He then takes out one dollar and hands it to the scientist. "I don''t know." *************************** Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A: The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in! ************************** Q: What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business? A: 1.No mind. a: 2.No business. ************************ The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!" ********************* Last edited by *MYSTERIOUS* on Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:08 pm, edited 2 times in total. _________________ Pentax786 Post subject: Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:18 pm Super Member Joined: Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:21 pm Posts: 1612 Location: Karachi lol nice.keep sharing. :lol: _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:01 pm Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p [align=center] Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha: bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai, pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.[/align] _________________ kashiif Post subject: Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:03 pm Moderator Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:10 am Posts: 18882 Location: INDIA nice ...collection asif _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:10 pm Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p thanx kaashi / aabroo ji _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:11 pm Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p [align=center] Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri, Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere, Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye, Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….[/align] _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:16 pm Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p [align=center] Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription.[/align] _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:09 am Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p [align=center] 7 saal pehle rot 2 Rs. ki aur call 5Rs. ki thee aur aaj roti 5Rs.ki aur call 2Rs. ki hai Farq to parra hai... Jio Musharaf [/align] _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:21 am Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p [align=center] Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"[/align] _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:24 am Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p [align=center] Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives![/align] _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:27 am Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p [align=center] What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror ! [/align] _________________ kashiif Post subject: Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:14 am Moderator Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:10 am Posts: 18882 Location: INDIA nice collection asif bhai _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:18 pm Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p [align=center] pakistan mai shaadiyan parents ki marzi se hoti hain iss liye dulha k liye dulhan surprise hoti hai ghoonghat uuthaane ke baad ya to Aishwariyaa ya phir jaysuuriya.... [/align] _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:17 pm Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p [align=center] Pathan........ jab garmi lagti hai to mai AC ke ssmne ja kar beth jaata hoon.. Man......... aur agar phir bhi garmi khatam na ho to phir kiya karte hain.. Pathan....... To phir mai AC on kar deta hoon [/align] _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:35 pm Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p [align=center] latest report on "GEO" Mushta'il afraad ne karachi mai samunder ko aag laga di . . . . . . . . . . . . . lambi lambi chhor ke "GEO"[/align] _________________ kashiif Post subject: Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:30 am Moderator Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:10 am Posts: 18882 Location: INDIA [align=center][font=Comic Sans MS]Santa ke Truck pe likha tha "CHHOTTA PARIVAR, SUKHI PARIVAR" msg from "Rinky,Pinky,Golu,Monu,Ramu,Shamu, Sohan,Mohan, Tilu de PAPA-DI-GADDI.[/font][/align] _________________ kashiif Post subject: Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:31 am Moderator Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:10 am Posts: 18882 Location: INDIA [align=center][font=Comic Sans MS]First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.[/font][/align] _________________ kashiif Post subject: Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:32 am Moderator Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:10 am Posts: 18882 Location: INDIA A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. _________________ srk22 Post subject: Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:09 pm Senior Member Joined: Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:05 pm Posts: 292 :clap: _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:54 am Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p [align=center]Aaj Raat Theek 12 Baje ke baad 1 bejega!! [/align] _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:20 am Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p [align=center]Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO" [/align] _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:21 am Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p [align=center]Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai. [/align] _________________ kashiif Post subject: Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:10 pm Moderator Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:10 am Posts: 18882 Location: INDIA [align=center][font=Comic Sans MS]Wo ankh bari pyari jo hamne usse mari the Wo sandal bari bhari the jo usne hame mari the ham to muft me pit gaye hame to ankh jhapkane ke bimari the...![/font][/align] _________________ kashiif Post subject: Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:34 pm Moderator Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:10 am Posts: 18882 Location: INDIA [font=Lucida Console]Boy - me last bar pooch rahah hu tum mujhse shadi karogi ya nia Girl - nai Boy - soch lo Girl - keh diya na nai Boy - Waiter alag alag lana ![/font] _________________ kashiif Post subject: Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:21 am Moderator Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:10 am Posts: 18882 Location: INDIA [align=center][font=Lucida Console]Bihar ki gali me paan ki dukan Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan Khake paan Paro boli.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 'Shukriya bhai jaan'[/font][/align] _________________ kashiif Post subject: Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:26 am Moderator Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:10 am Posts: 18882 Location: INDIA [font=Century Gothic]Hitler's law If you can solve ur problem then what is the Need of worrying? If you can note solve it then what is the USE of worring ?[/font] _________________ kashiif Post subject: Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:27 am Moderator Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:10 am Posts: 18882 Location: INDIA [align=center][font=Comic Sans MS]always love wife, no life without wife wife ko ijjat do wife ke prati wafaddar aur imaandaar raho wife ki taarif kiya karo "wife kis ki hai " doesnot matter!!![/font][/align] _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:45 am Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p 2 dost thae . . . . . . achae dost thae. . . . . . . . . .Bohat achae dost thae . . . . . . . . kafi ziyada achae dost thae . . . . . . . . . arrey jitne bhi achhe dost hon . . . .. . . . . . .Hum dono se achhe ho sakte hain kiya ????? Last edited by *MYSTERIOUS* on Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:51 pm, edited 1 time in total. _________________ noor_ka_noor Post subject: Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:08 am Super Dooper Member Joined: Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:25 pm Posts: 34406 Location: Aap ko kyn baton jee v nice ASIF JE keep sharing AJ kashiif Post subject: Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:44 am Moderator Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:10 am Posts: 18882 Location: INDIA nice asif bhai _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:52 pm Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p Thanx AJ ,,, Thanx Kashi........ keep visiting N keep sharing :bye: _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:46 pm Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p [align=center]Devil University attendance yajooj majooj................... yes sir Zakoota jin ................... yes sir Vampire .................. yes sir bil batorri ...................... ????? bil batorrriiiiiiii ................ ?????? aye bil batorri button press kana chooro aur attendence bolo.......[/align] _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:50 pm Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p [align=center] sardar ne pressure cooker liya aur doosre din waapis kar diya dokandar... kiya hua sardar ji saradar.... o ji ghar mai jawana bachiaan hain aur yeh seetiyan bajata hai.... [/align] _________________ kashiif Post subject: Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:55 am Moderator Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:10 am Posts: 18882 Location: INDIA [font=Comic Sans MS]Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein, hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein, hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,free SMS ki scheme mein [/font] _________________ kashiif Post subject: Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:57 am Moderator Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:10 am Posts: 18882 Location: INDIA [align=center]Jab tumhara messege aata hai, Mera rom-rom machal jata hai, Aang-aang mein gud-gudi hoti hai, Ye mera kasoor nahi hai, Kambaqt mobile ki vibration par hota hai. [/align] _________________ kashiif Post subject: Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:59 am Moderator Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:10 am Posts: 18882 Location: INDIA [align=center]One of qualities I like most about you... Is that you are very sentimental... 01% - Senti 99% - Mental _________________ Sam903 Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:08 pm Baby Addict Member Joined: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:52 pm Posts: 6214 Location: Un ki saanson mein... _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:04 pm Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p Sam903 wrote: nice post sam ji :clap: :clap: :clap: _________________ *MYSTERIOUS* Post subject: Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:07 pm Admin Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:20 pm Posts: 53893 Location: +92 :-p [align=center] bakre wala..... saab ji ye bakra 20,000 ka hia woh wala ,,, 10,000 ka hai woh....... 5000 ka hai aur yeh wala 500 ka hai,, saab jii,,,, yeh 500 ka kiyn hai,,, bakre wala.... saab ji china ka hai guarantee nahi hai .... ghar ja kar bhonkne lage....... :-Y [/align] _________________ kashiif Post subject: Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:13 am Moderator Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:10 am Posts: 18882 Location: INDIA [font=Comic Sans MS]Man1: I do not want to marry bcoz I am afraid of all women. Man2: Get married soon, then you'll be afraid of only one woman and start loving others.. [/font] _________________