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  • Pateint Loot Liya / Urdu Funny SMS

    Why Doctor"s prescriptions are impossible to read?
    .
    .
    Bcoz They All have an excLusive msg onLy for tha Chemist:
    .
    "Mene Patient ko Loot Liya, ab Tumhari bari" face-wink.png
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • World in 2020 / Urdu SMS Jokes

    world in 2020
    .
    Larki larkay ko dekh kr kahy gi
    .
    0ye dekh yar kia papu bacha Ja raha hai
    .
    2nd Girl: chal iss ka numbr lety hain
    .
    Girls: 0ye chikney tera numbr kia hai ray
    .
    Larka sharmaty howy kahy ga
    .
    aap K ghar mein BAAP, BHAI nhi hain Kia..??
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • 1 Glass Pani / Urdu Funny SMS

    LAZY BOY: Papa 1 Glas Pani de do
    PAPA: Khud uth k pe Lo
    BOY: Plz de do na,
    PAPA: Ab manga to thapar maron ga,
    BOY: Thapar marne Aao to Paani Lete Aana
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Bachy Ka Half Ticket / Urdu Funny Quotes

    T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.
    .
    Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.
    .
    T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun,
    Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Reporter Ne 1 Zakhmi

    Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pocha jab bomb gira...
    "Kia wo phat gya tha?"
    .
    Zakhmi Ghusay se:
    "Nahi.! Wo reeng ker mere pas aaya aur pyar se bola"
    .
    .
    "THAAA"
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Doctor to Sheikh / Punjabi Sheikh SMS

    Doctor 2 Sheikh: Ap k bachay ki taang katni pry ge...
    Sheikh pareshan ho gya or kaha,
    Pehly dasna si main ainoo navee juti na ly k denda...
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Sapno Mei Kho Jao / Mazahiya Shayari

    "Duniya mein reh ker sapno mein kho jao,
    .
    kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi k ho jao,
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    Agger kuch b na ker sako to,
    .
    Moun mein choosni lo aur so jao.face-smile.png
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Ek Aurat Ke Ghar / Punjabi Funny SMS

    Ek aurat k ghar Gas ka bil boht ziada a gya,
    .
    Wo Gas office gae aur manager se kaha,
    .
    "Na menu inna bil bhej dta, mai ki dozakh nu pipe dita ae" ?
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Molvi Bolta Hai

    Pyar mein "zuban" bolti ha
    .
    zuban band ho to Ankhain bolti hain
    .
    .
    "Ankhain"band hön tu dil bolta ha"
    .
    .
    "dil"
    band ho to
    .
    .
    molvi bolta ha "4 takbeer namaz-e-jnaza."
    RUB JANYface-wink.png
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • ATM Password / Pin Code

    I want to share Everything with you.
    Your JOYS,
    Your SADNESS,
    Your HAPPY MOMENTS
    Every single second of day
    Let us START with your ATM Password first.
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Silly Quotes / Redefined Definations

    Redefined Definitions:
    1) Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
    .
    2) Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
    .
    3) Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
    .
    4) Divorce - Future tense of marriage.
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    5) Lecture - The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state.
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    6) Genius - scroll down & see the sender's name.
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Daata Darbaar

    Boy1: Yaar larki ko
    I Love u kehny ki
    sab se achi jaga kon c hai?
    .
    Boy2: Daata drbaar
    .
    Boy1: kyun?
    .
    Boy2: kyun k whan lrkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti...
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Girl Covered By Leaf

    In an art gallery a couple see picture oF a girl coverd by leaF.
    .
    Husband keeps watching.
    .
    WiFe:Ab agey chalein ya Patt-Jhar ka intezar kar lein!!?
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Office Kholon Kya

    Faqeer: Baaji ALLAH K Naam Per Paise Do!
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    Aurat: Sharam Nai Aati Road Per Bheek Maangte Ho,
    .
    Faqeer: Kameeni Tere 1 Rupe K Liye Office Kholoon Kya....
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Yehi Aarzu Hai / Wapda SMS Jokes

    Yehi aarzu hai meri
    .
    .
    Yehi Ilteja hai yaaro
    .
    .
    Jithay Wapda walay milan
    Lammay pa pa
    k maaro.. .. .. ..
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Sardi Ka Mosam / Mazahiya Shayari

    Khuda"kary"k
    Tumko"JUDAAI"
    Na"mily.
    Kisi"k"dard"main
    "TANHAI"
    Na"mily.
    Agr"mujhy
    SMS"na"kro"to
    Kuch"Aisa"Ho"K
    Mosam
    "ho Sardi"ka
    Or
    Tumko
    "RAZAAI"na
    "mily".
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Kiss Ko Sentence

    Teacher: kiss ko sentence main is tarah istamal karo k word kiss bhi na aaye aur meaning aajae?
    .
    Student: Aaj subah subah girlfrnd se buhat moun maari hui.;
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Molvi Khutba Dety Hue

    1 molvi khutba dety hue:
    Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kameezain pehanti hain,
    .
    Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saaf nazar ata hy
    .
    Unki tangein nazar aati hy,
    .
    unki kamar nazar aati hy
    .
    un k jism waahzey hoty hein
    .
    Peeche se awaz ¡
    .
    Moulvi sahab jumma parhao,
    maahol na banao:-
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Aik New Bachi

    Class one me aik new bachi admit hui to sb bachon ne usay phuphi phuphi kehna shru krdia
    Bachi ne madam ko bula liya
    Madam: jin bachon ne is ko phuphi kaha wo kharay hojaye..
    sb bache kharay hogay siwaay 1 chotay bachay k
    Madam: kia tm ne is ko phuphi nahi kaha?
    Bacha:nahi, q k me sb bacho ka phupha hn
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Teri Pehn Da Yaar | Punjabi Funny SMS

    1 Admi ne Zoo me 3 zubanain bolny wala Tota dekha jo
    English, Urdu
    or Punjabi bolta tha.
    Usne 3 zubane check karne k liye usse pucha:
    .
    Who r u?
    Tota: I'm parrot.
    .
    Admi: tom kon ho?
    Tota: Mein tota hun.
    .
    Admi: tu kon aien?
    Tota:
    Teri pehn da yaar.ik wari keh nai ditta k main tota aan.. face-wink.png azi
    Posted In | Funny SM


  • Sad Story // Urdu SMS Jokes

    Sad Story:
    1 larkay ko 1 larki se love hogya
    Larki ne shadi k liye shart rakhi k pehle mujhe
    I LOVE U likh k msg karo
    Larki w8 krti rahi
    Larkay ka koi reply nahi aya larki ki shadi hogai 3,4 month baad larkay ka msg aya
    I LOVE U
    Pata chala us becharay k pas Mobilink ki sim thi
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Mazahiya Shayari // Dunya Bewaffa

    Dunya buri hosakti he,
    AAP NAHI
    .
    Loog bure hosakte hen, AAP NAHI,
    .
    Dunya bewaffa hosakti he, AAP NAHI,
    .
    Pagaal thek ho sakte he, AAP NAHI face-wink.png
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Badla 1 Foji ki Girlfriend

    "BADLA"
    .
    1 Foji Ki
    Girl Frind Ne Use Khat Likha
    Meri Life Me Naya Larka aa gia hai
    .
    "Tum se Acha He
    Me Uski Dulhan Bano Gi
    .
    Meri Pictur Wapis Bijhwa Do"
    .
    Foji Ne Apne Sare Sathion Ki Girl Frnds Ki 30 Picturs Jama Ki
    Beech Me Uski Pictur Rakh K Khat Likha
    .
    'Lo In Me Se Nikal Lo,
    Muje Tmhari Shakal yad nhi:
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Soch Aur Bhool

    Sir:
    Batao k soch or bhool mein kiya fark hai?
    .
    Student:
    Sir Aap ki Beti Boaht pyari hai ye hamari soch hai
    Or wo hum sy bach jaaye gi? ye Aap ki Bhool hai...
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Glass Tootay To

    Do u know
    GLASS tootay to kya awaz ati ha?
    .
    Dhuz?
    No
    .
    .
    Dhooz??
    No
    .
    Thish???
    .
    .
    Arey
    .
    .
    .
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    Nahi Baba!
    .
    Ammi ki awaz ati ha, "Lakh Laanat Ee Begairta Ki Torrya Ee?
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Memon Rakshe Wale Se

    *. Memon rakshe wale se,,
    .
    .
    Bhai abdulah shah gazi ke mazar jao ge,
    .
    Rakshe wala,,
    Ji han jaon ga,
    .
    .
    .
    memon:Ye lo thelì mere liye biryani letay aana,    *
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Pasand Ke Raste Par

    Hamesha,
    .
    Apni pasand k raste per chalo,
    .
    Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,
    .
    Apne alfaz me baat kro.
    .
    Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.
    .
    Aur phir dekhna,
    1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    "Kanjar kise di nai manda"
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Molvi SMS - Molviyon Ki Bus

    Molviyon ki Bus ja rahi thi 1 ne kaha jb b raste Me larki Nazar Aaey to AstaghFirullah parhna Kafi der baad 1 ne kaha AstaghFirullah Baqi Bole “KITHY” “KITHY”
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Funny SMS - Apni Pasand K

    Hamesha,
    .
    Apni pasand k raste per chalo,
    .
    Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,
    .
    Apne alfaz me baat kro.
    .
    Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.
    .
    Aur phir dekhna,
    1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    "Kanjar kise di nai manda"
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Extreme of Fashion

    Extreme of fashion?
    -Dhoti with zip
    .
    Extreme of secrecy?
    -Blank Visiting Card
    .
    Extreme of Stupidity?
    -Looking through a keyhole of a glas door
    .
    Extreme of lie?
    -A habshi takng bath & singng
    PANI MEN JALE MERA GORA BADAN
    .
    Extreme of kanjusi?
    -A sheikh after accident lying on d road giving miscalls to EdHi!
    Posted In | Funny SMS


  • Molvi aur Murgay

    Molvi aur Murgay main 3 batien same hain:
    .
    1. Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain.
    .
    2. Dono Azaan daitay hain.
    .
    3. Dono ke nazar Murgi pe hoti hai.
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • I Love Your Daughter

    Maths Sir: A=B & B=C,it mean A=C. Student: OK SIR Sir: Give an example. Boy: Sir, I Love u & u Love ur daughter it means I Love ur daughter..
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Doctor Ki Shadi

    Doctor ki shadi is tarha honi chahye
    k DoCToR ki shadi he nazar aye
    Ubtan ki jaga polyfax or Mehndi ki jaga pyodin solution istamal ki jaye
    Barat ambulance main aye
    or
    Nikah hospital me perha jaye
    Tasveeron ki jaga X-ray lia jaye
    or
    kya khoob ho agar khanay me vitamin C or B ki tablets di jaen
    mehman0n ko chai ya coldrinks ki jaga glucose water ORS dya jae
    Dulhay k galay me haar ki jaga stethoscope latak raha ho
    Or nikah k Chawaron ki jaga disprin di jaiy
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • In College Life

    College is 4 Knowledge,
    .
    .
    Knowledge is 4 Life,
    .
    .
    Life is 4 Wife,
    .
    .
    but
    .
    .
    Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life,
    .
    .
    So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Urdu Funny SMS - Sach Ka Samna

    WelCome to
    “SACH KA SAMNA”
    .
    jawab sirf
    HA
    ya
    NA
    me dena he
    .
    Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..
    .
    Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • CNG Par Hai

    Ek Charsi Bujhi Hui Cigarette pee raha tha:
    .
    Ek Aadmi ne pucha Dhuwan to nahi nikal raha hai.
    .
    .
    .
    Charsi: Pagar! Cigarette CNG per hai.
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Mazahiya Shayari - Sila Diya

    Acha Sila Diya Tu Ne Mere Pyaar Ka.
    Yaar Ne He Loot Liya Dil Yaar Ka.
    .
    .
    Funny Remix:
    Acha Kurta Siya Tu Ne Mere Naap Ka.
    Naap Liya Mere, Siya Mere Baap Ka.
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Mazahiya Shayari - Maunnas Ya Muzakar

    Arz Kya Hai:
    .
    Tumhain Dekh Kar Aksar Aajatay Hain Mujhe Chakkar.
    .
    Wah Wah
    .
    Tumhai Dekh Kr Aksr Ajaty Han Mjhe Chakkar
    .
    Samajh Nahi Aata Tum Maunnas Ho Ya Muzakkar.
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Haathi Ke Oper

    Agar duniya ko kuch kar k dikhana hy..
    to sun meri bat,
    .
    *Haathi k upar..
    ulta khara ho kar,
    Photo khichva,
    ab photo ko ulta kar k duniya ko dikha...!!
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Urdu SMS Jokes - Golden Words

    Goldan words
    "Jub tum logon ko Ramzan mein bohat piyas lagay to tum meri tarha Kisi konay mein jaa k pani pe liya karo"
    .
    (Molana Fazul-ur-Rehman)
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Urdu Funny SMS - Mobile Kya Hai?

    Mobile kya hai?
    ?
    .
    .
    ?
    .
    .
    ?
    .
    .
    ?
    .
    .
    ?
    .
    .
    ?
    .
    .
    ?
    .
    Answer dhond rhe ho kya?
    .
    Ye hath me kya kharboza Pakra hua he? Kaise kaise Namoone Dost hainface-smile.png
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Naaz Pan Masala

    Mehak jata hai dil tumhari khushbo se...
    .
    Meray hont jesay hi tumhein choo lain...
    .
    Raat ki tareeki ho ya din ka ujaala.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Naaz Pan Masala
    Naaz Pan Masala
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Silly Quotes - Cigrette Aap Ki

    "Cigrette aap ki zindagi 8 min kam kar deta hai
    Aur aik baar muskurana aap ki zindagi 10 min barha deta hai."
    .
    Moral:
    "Hasday jao tay peenday jao"
    Jholay laal..
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Mufti Muneed ur Rehman

    Ap sb dua krna k Moulana
    MUFTI
    Muneeb Ur Rehman ke bewi k kapry sahi WAQT Per Taeyar ho Jaen Warna
    LAST YEAR ke tarhan
    11:00 bjaye eid ka Ailan hoga.
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Taliban Ki Hukoomat

    Agar Taliban ki hukoomat aa gai to humari films k nam aisey honge unsure.png
    .
    Kaho na Ramzan hai
    .
    Hum Zakat de chuke sanam
    .
    Kabi roza Kabi namaz
    .
    Hamari Tasbi aap ke pass hai
    .
    Molvi banaya aap ne
    .
    Aa ab namaz parhein
    .
    Shaheed tu hona hi tha
    .
    Janam sajda karo
    .
    Ye Burqa aap ka huwa.
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Bahadur Jawano - 2 Meaning Jokes

    Meri Qom k bahadur jawano utho
    Kab tak sotay raho gy?
    Qom pr ye waqt boht bhari hy.
    Utho jaldi karo
    Jute chappal sab chhor do
    .
    Utility stor pr Cheeni agai hy.
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Bus Aur Larki

    Boy:BUS aur LARKI ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.
    Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain,
    1 ko bulaao 4 chalay aatay hain...
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Guzara Nhi Ho Sakta - Urdu Jokes

    1 bacha apni maa se pitne k bad ghar k bahar betha tha.
    .
    bap ne bchay se pocha to bacha ne masomiat se kaha.
    .
    PAPA tmhari biwi k sath mera guzara nahi hosakta.
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • Ek Indian Foji - Hindi SMS Jokes

    Ek indian foji jung k doran hawai jahaz se chalang lgatay howe bola:
    "jay kali ma ki"
    Kali ma boli:
    "Chal teri ma ki"
    .
    Ab main b fair & lovely lgati hon..:-
    Posted In | Funny SMS

  • CHAND RAAT - Funny Quotes

    Aap sub dua karna ke Mufti Muneeb-Ur-Rehman ki
    Bivi ke kapray sahi waqt par tayar ho jayen warna last year
    Ki tarha es bar b Eid ke dosray din Eid ka ELAAN hoga.
    Plz Fwrd. 0334-9136162
    Posted In | Funny SMS

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