| Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz... |
| An Elephant Cow and a Khota Arguing whos the Best Elephant: I help move heavy loads Cow: I give milk . . . . kuchh bol yar Its ur turn now! |
| Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai. Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai. |
| U r miles away from me. Still im watching ur everymovements by 3different channels 1.Discovery 2.National Geographic 3.Animal Planet |
| A : u r Active B : u r Best C : u r Cute D : u r my Dearest E : u r Excelant F : u r alwayz First G : u r Great Sorry cant lie till Z... |
| Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife-Koun Thi Wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi. |
| Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: "Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re... ?" Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb" Woh to Seesa hai...! |
| Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi....Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki... Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna "Husband" Bhi saath Layegi!!... |
| Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai. |
| Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se, Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se. |
| Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai, Aur kyon na ho, Janaab... Khaayi bhi to 'HARI MIRCHI' hai! |
| Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai |
| Zid apni naa chodi par, pyar bhara dil tod diya. kuch paiso ke liye zaalim, tune sms karna chod diya. |
| Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum, Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum. |
| College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai, Notes ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai. |
| Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho, Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho, Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein, Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho |
| Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega |
| hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Gaur farmaaiga.. hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Ek cup shubah.. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge |
| Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge, phir.... rickshaw kar lenge |
| palkon pay apni bhitaya hai tumhain bary duaon ke bhaad paya hai tumhain aasani se nahin melay ho tum international ZOO se chuarya hai tumhain |
| Taj Mahel Ko Dekh kar Bola Shah Jahan Ka Pota Aaj Hamara Bhi Bank Balance Hota, Agar Dada Diwana Na Hua Hota |
| Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye! |
| Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. |
| bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U |
| Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. |
| Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega? |
| Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. |
| Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! |
| Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mein..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mein. |
| Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho. |
| Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.. Fitteh Mooh.. Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye! |
| Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain. |
| Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye. |
| Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolI "Shukriya Bhai Jan" |
| Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega... |
| Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hum, Aey Chal Chal Hawa Aane De!! |
| Tumsa koi zamane me hua tu RAB say shikayat hogi... Ek tu jhela nahi jaata... doosra aa gaya to kya haalat hogi.....HeHeHeHeHe.. |
| After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai. |
| Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan" |
| Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai lia kaghaz, tasvir aapki banayi, socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, per wo tu bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi... |
| Tum Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha! |
| Kya aap.. Close Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hain..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hain? |
| Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi.. |
| Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski, Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re.. |
| Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! |
| Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA" |
| Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me! |
| Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA! |
| Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar... |
| Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! |
