Difference B/W friend n best friend
October 31st, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
The Difference B/W friend n best friend..
Friend says:
Yr plz Drive Safly n Slowly..
Best Friend Says:
Bhaga kanjer, agey cultus mein bachyian hain..
Tags: Funny sms ~ urdu sms jokes
A Famous RUSSIAN QUOTE
October 24th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
A Famous RUSSIAN QUOTE !!
“Never Trust a Crying Woman and a Smiling MAN,
Both are extremly Dangerous”
It is True
See
Crying MEERA & Smiling ASIF ZARDARI.
Tags: Funny sms ~ Riddle sms
Touch Urs Head
October 8th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Touch ur heart ,
U will feel the Rhythm of ur Heartbeat
Touch ur head, U will feel the Rhythm of empty POT..
TIN.. TIN .. TIN
Tags: Funny sms
Rule of Success
October 3rd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Rule of Success:
Always Consult a Girl beofre doing any Important task in your LIFE :-/
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AND
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Do Exactly 0pposit To her ADVICE !!!
Tags: Funny sms
Funny Father And Son
September 23rd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Father to Son:
If u dont pass ur Exams this time Dnt call me DAD
After some days……..
Father: How is ur result??
Son: Sorry Basir Saab
Tags: Funny sms ~ Naughty sms
Funny Husband Wife
August 29th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)
Tags: Funny sms ~ funny urdu sms ~ urdu sms jokes
Funny Pathan Eid-ul-Fitar
August 15th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Eid-ul-Fitar ki namaz k waqat
Major Rohail-
Khan sab fitrana aada nhi krna?
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Pathan-
Oy! Khocha, hum ne to fitrana
Ur zakat 14 August pr he
Dedya tha
From: Asma Zafar
Tags: EID Mubarak sms ~ EID sms ~ Funny sms ~ funny pathan sms
14 August ka Roza
August 13th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Pathan-
Yaar molvi saab ne meri
Bohat beizati ki
Major Rohail-
Kyu?
Pathan-
Humne Molvi sab ko sirf
Itna pocha tha k 14 August
Ka ROZA nafli ibadat hy
Ya Farz
From: Asma zafar
Funny Wife Sms
August 10th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost uske B.V k pas aya aur bola:
Kya mei us ke jga le skta hun?
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B.V:Mujhe tu koe etraaz nhe
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Qabristan walo se pooch lo !!
FROM: Asma Zafar
Tags: Funny sms ~ Naughty sms ~ funny urdu sms ~ urdu sms jokes
Funny Sardar and Google sms
August 8th, 2009 by Nabeel, 2 Comments
Sardar: Aaj mere parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya
Major Rohail: Phir tm ne kya kya?
Sardar: mei ne use kaha Google pe search kr lo
From: Asma Zafar
Tags: Banta sms ~ Funny sms ~ Sardar sms ~ Sardar's sms
Funny rainy sms in pakistan
July 27th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
When Rain at night in ENGLAND
People say:
“what a pleasant wheather”
When Rain at night in pakistan :
AWAZ aati hai :
“uthho begherto manjiyaan andar kero “
Tags: Funny sms ~ funny urdu sms
where is ur heart?
July 16th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Biology Ki Miss:
Grlz
Can U tell me Exactly,
where is ur heart?
All Grlz
Shouted Loudly:
“MUSHTAQ”
K
PaaSs!
Teachr Smiles
&
Says:
Mera B..
Tags: Flirt sms ~ Funny sms ~ Naughty messages ~ Naughty sms ~ funny urdu sms ~ urdu sms jokes
Auto Mechanic under car
July 11th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Auto Mechanic Under the car.
Chotay … 17 number ka paana dey..
…………….. aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!
Kuttay k Bachay …!!
Hath me dey …!!!
Tags: Funny sms ~ fool sms in urdu ~ funny urdu sms
Mehboob ke yad me Cigrt
July 8th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Mehboob ki yad meain petrol pump py cigrt
kiya lagya FARAZ..
Meri to Duniya hi badal gai,
faqat ik Dhamaky se…
Tags: Funny sms ~ faraz funny sms ~ faraz sms ~ urdu faraz poetry sms
Funny Happy Birthday sms
July 6th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Happy Birthday to u dear!
Aako kiya laga aap nai Bataoge to hme pata nai lagega k aaj
“International Monkey Day”hai.
Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda mat kerna
Tags: Funny sms ~ funny urdu sms ~ urdu sms jokes
Light off honay par
June 30th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Light off honay par
London: Oh no..!
Washington : What is this.?
Karachi: phir chali gai..
Fasialabad : oo gai aa..
Lahore : Fair pen nuss gai j wapda di.. :)
Tags: Adult sms ~ Funny sms ~ Naughty sms ~ funny urdu sms ~ urdu sms jokes
Dost ke bewafai - funny sms
June 28th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke
“Jaan bi maango to hazir hay ”
Aaj apni Biwi ko jan ketha hay
Aur maangta ho tu galiyann deta hai …!
Matlabi saala……
Tags: Bewafai Poetry ~ Fool sms ~ Funny sms ~ Sms Messages ~ funny urdu sms ~ urdu sms jokes
funny son -funny urdu sms
June 25th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
SON: Abba idher AA.
MOTHER: Aise nai boltey beta, Abba ko izat ke sath bulate hain.
SON: Abba Izzat k sath idher aa ja
Tags: Funny sms ~ Punjabi sms ~ funny urdu sms ~ urdu sms jokes
faraz funny sms
June 22nd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Uss Larki ki capacity per main heraan hoon
“faraz”
jo kehti hai DAWLANCE liya to baat bani.
Tags: Adult sms ~ Funny sms ~ Naughty messages ~ Naughty sms ~ Uncategorized ~ faraz funny sms ~ faraz sms ~ urdu faraz poetry sms ~ urdu sms jokes
girl was thirsty -funny sms
June 22nd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
A girl was thirsty.
She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her
She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao
JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?
Tags: Adult sms ~ Boys Vs Girls sms ~ Funny sms ~ Naughty sms ~ funny urdu sms ~ urdu sms jokes
Height of laziness
June 21st, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:
Boy: Papa 1 glass pani de do
papa: khud le lo.
BOY: plz de do na
Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga.
Boy : Thapr marne aao to pani lete aana
Tags: Funny sms ~ funny urdu sms ~ urdu sms jokes
urdu funny pathan on juma pray
June 19th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai
Friend: wo kase?
PATHAN: IMAM sahab bole Apny MObile of ker dain ,
Mera mobile Ghar tha jab ker ke aya to JIMAAT nikal gai
Tags: Funny sms ~ funny pathan sms ~ funny urdu sms ~ urdu sms jokes
faqeer funny jokes
June 16th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Faqeer: ALLAh k nam par ek rupiya do
Dokandar: Baba kal ana ,
Faqeer: Es kal kal ke chakar me
Es Market me mere Lakhon rupay phanse howe hain :8
Tags: Funny sms ~ funny urdu sms ~ urdu sms jokes
funny boy vs girls sms
June 14th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
BOY: chalo kisi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen !!!
Girl . Tum asey wesey harket to nahen karogay?
Boy . Nahi
Girl. Phir rahnedo kiya faida !
Tags: Boys Vs Girls sms ~ Funny sms ~ funny urdu sms
funny pathan song sms
June 14th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Once a Pathan was asked
“Khan G appka Favourate Song Kon sa HAi?”
Khan Sahb replied :
“LARKI KYON , NA JANE KYON
LARKON SI NAHI HOTI”.
Tags: Funny sms ~ funny pathan sms ~ funny urdu sms
funny sms - funny dad and son
June 12th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
DAD: if you paas in the Exam , I will give u 1 cycle
SON: If I fail?
DAD: I will give u 10 cycles.
SON: why?
DAD: puttar , Fir Tu dukaan hi kholni ae!
Tags: Funny sms ~ funny urdu sms
funny molvi sms
June 8th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Muslim lady: asalamo alikum!
MOLVI : ye jannat mai jaye gi
HINDU LADY: Namasty!
MOLVI: ye dozakh mai jay gi
CHRISTIAN LADY: Hi darling!
MOLVI: ye mere sath jaye gi
Tags: Funny sms ~ funny urdu sms
funny morning voices
June 5th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
UK:-Hi dear
USA:-good morning
CHINA:-mehow
JAPAN:-shanhow
ITALY:-manichi
FRANCE:-sanchay
IN PAKISTAN:- Uth Khanjara 9 waj gaye ne
Tags: Funny sms ~ Good Morning sms ~ funny urdu sms
Give up my seat to a lady
December 24th, 2008 by Nabeel, No Comments
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
Tags: Funny sms
Love In HINDUSTAN
December 21st, 2008 by Nabeel, No Comments
Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
Tags: Funny sms
Thoughts On Men
December 20th, 2008 by Nabeel, No Comments
Thoughts On Men
Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.
Tags: Funny sms
What does ILU means?
December 3rd, 2008 by Nabeel, No Comments
What does ILU means?
I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
Tags: Funny sms
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