Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Day
- Basheer Sahab ki Death
BABLOO: Allah Kary Mama ki ZABAN CUT Jaye.
Rozana Dant'ti Hain.
AGLY DIN ZABAN CUT JATI HAI!
BABLOO: Allah Kary Bhai ka HAAT TOOT Jaye
Mujhy Tang krty hain.
AGLAY DIN TOOT JATA HAI!
BABLOO: Allah Mere BAAP ko UTHA LE Bohat MARTAY hain.
AGLAY DIN ABBA GHAR AATA HAI.
BABLOO: Aapko Kuch Nahi hua?
ABBA: Nahi.
BABLOO: Aur Ammi Kahan hain?
ABBA: Parros Mai Basheer Sahab ki Death ho Gayi hai,
Wahan Gayi hain! :-D
Category: Cool Jokes By: Funtoosh On: Friday, October 30, 2009 
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- Happy Advance Bakra EID
A Msg Received By Govt of Pak From an Unknown Num.
29 Nov 2009 Pakistan k Liye Bohat Bhayanak Din Hoga.
Jo Saari Dunya k Liye Ek Khofnaak Misaal Ban Jaega.
Humare Log Pakistan k Konay Konay Mai Phail Gaye Hain.
Aur Apne Auzaron k Saath Tayyar Hain.
Suraj Tulu Hotay He Pakistan Mai Khoon ki Nadiyan Bahengi.
Ek Bhi
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Janwar Nahi Bachayga. :-)
I think I'm the First Person to Wish you Eid Greetings.
Happy Bakra EID in Advance.
Category: Eid Mubarak SMS By: Taha On: Friday, October 30, 2009 Email This
- Bhola Hua Tha Dosto Ko
Bohat Dinon Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Doston Ko!
Faraz...
Aaj Lafz BEGHAIRAT Suna To Sab Yaad Aagaye. :-)
Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy By: Faraz Ahmed Faraz On: Friday, October 30, 2009 Email This
- Jab Main Chhota Tha
Jab Main Chhota Tha Na!!!
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Tab Bhi Aise He Tang Karta Tha. :-)
Category: Family SMS-Jokes By: Irfan On: Friday, October 30, 2009 Email This
- Math Main Kyon Fail Huye?
Father to his son: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?
Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8
Agly Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8
Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8
Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya Oaas Karengi...!
Category: Student SMS Jokes By: Taha On: Friday, October 30, 2009 Email This
- Full Stop Is Not The End
Full Stop Is Not the End,
Because we can Write a New Sentence after it.
Same Way in Life
Failure is not the Real End.
But it is the Beginning of New Success.
Category: Motivational Quotes By: Taha On: Friday, October 30, 2009 Email This
- 10% Girls Play Games
Only 10% Girls Play Games like:
Tennis,
Football,
Caroms,
Hockey,
etc.
Because 90% Girls Play with Boy's Life.
So be careful...
Category: Boys vs Girls SMS By: Taha On: Friday, October 30, 2009 Email This
- Wishing U Smiling Moments
Smile is Complete, When it
Begins With Your Lips,
Reflect in Your Eyes,
And
End with a Glow on Your Face.
Wish you Many such Smiling Moments in Your Life. :-)
Category: Smile SMS By: Taha On: Friday, October 30, 2009 Email This
- Diamond To Speak Nothing
Man to a Friend: I Gifted My Wife a Diamond Necklace and She didn't Speak to Me For a Month.
Friend: Why! That's very Foolish of Her.
Man: Well, That Was the Deal. :-P
Category: Happy Marriage SMS By: Taha On: Friday, October 30, 2009 Email This
- Itna Lamba Jasahan
Wife: Woh Samney Sharabi Dekh Rahey ho?
Maine usey 10 Saal Pehle Shaadi k Liye Inkaar Kya Tha.
Aur Woh Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai.
Husband: WAH! Itna Lamba Jasahan. :-)
Category: Happy Marriage SMS By: Taha On: Friday, October 30, 2009 Email This
- Make a Man Millionaire
Husband: Can a Women Make a Man Millionaire?
Wife: Yes! If He is a Billionaire...! :-)
Category: Happy Marriage SMS By: Taha On: Friday, October 30, 2009 Email This
- Rose In The Garden
If We Desire to Blossom Like a Rose in the Garden,
Then we Must Learn the Art of Adjusting with the Thorns.
Difficulties will Make you Shine.
Category: Motivational Quotes By: Wasiq Ansari On: Monday, October 12, 2009 Email This
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